"Will this country gal rope in this over-endowed cowboy?"

Mitch Winston has a problem. He is rather, um, well-endowed and no woman has been able to take all of his massive manhood. He has a dream of a woman that can take all of him. He vows to marry this filly if he ever finds her. Until then, he has a rodeo to prepare for.

Hannah Hunt missed her chance to get a close-up look at "The Phallus" last year. She is determined to ride this cowboy come hell or high water this year. But she won't be too easy like all those women that flock around Mitch. She'll make him work to earn an encounter with her.

Mitch finds a perfect fit in Hannah. He's never had sex like this in his life. Now he has to convince her to marry him, despite only just meeting him. But Mitch and his phallus are up to the task. Will Hannah be the mare to Mitch's stallion?

Prepare yourself for a hard romping ride! Ms. Sims and Ms. Winston have written a funny, campy novel. Don't expect sweetness and tender romance from THE PHALLUS FROM DALLAS, but this lighthearted romp doesn't need that. For a funny, erotic read, give this one a try. And don't forget to re-read it to catch the puns and alliteration so skillfully used.

Sensuality: Rated NC-17 by the publisher. Explicit sex, light bondage; sexually explicit scenes: 5.

Reviewed by Denise Powers
Courtesy Sensual Romance
Posted June 25, 2003

Summary

Mitch is a bronco buster with a huge hang-up, er, hard-on. He's hung like Paul Bunyan and hasn't found a filly yet who can take him all the way.

Country girl Hannah Hunt's one-track mind is wrapped around pro bull rider Mitch Winston and his massive love muscle. And that's not all she'd like to wrap around him. Last year's plan to get close to him was a total — though hot n' steamy! — bust.

But this year she had the perfect plan to prove she's the only woman who could handle Mitch...every delicious inch of him.

Sexual Content: NC-17. Genre: contemporary short story.